The woman who eschews femininity, who is content with her natural shape and size and smell, who is impatient with the lengthy rituals of femininity, is condemned by both sexes. To women, she is an uncomfortable reminder of the extent to which they have abandoned themselves to the demands of men. To men, she is a threatening warning that their domination is not total and that women still have the power to regain themselves.
Hugh Jackman’s face upon seeing he lost Best Actor for his circus musical to James Franco imitating Tommy Wiseau is my new favorite reaction image to everything ever
Here are some of the best (and by best, I mean absolute worst) responses actors have to working with the director.
1. Winslet, who stars in Allen’s most recent film, Wonder Wheel, said, in an interview with the Sydney Morning Herald, that she thinks “on some level Woody [Allen] is a woman. I just think he’s very in touch with that side of himself. He understands the female characters he creates exceptionally well. His female characters are always so rich and large and honest in terms of how they’re feeling and he just knows how to write dialogue for them to communicate all that.”
2. Blake Lively, who stars in Café Society, told the Los Angeles Times, “It’s amazing what Woody has written for women.” She added that she put the child molestation accusations out of her mind when considering the role. “It’s very dangerous to factor in things you don’t know anything about,” she said. “I could [only] know my experience. And my experience with Woody is he’s empowering to women.”
3. Kristen Stewart, who also stars in Café Society, consulted fellow co-star Jesse Eisenberg about whether or not she should work with Allen considering the allegations against him. “I was like, ‘What do you think? We don’t know any of these people involved. I can personalize situations, which would be very wrong,’” she said. “At the end of the day, Jesse and I talked about this. If we were persecuted for the amount of s–t that’s been said about us that’s not true, our lives would be over. The experience of making the movie was so outside of that, it was fruitful for the two of us to go on with it.”
4. When asked if she considered Allen’s assault allegations before taking a role in his upcoming film—unsurprisingly about an older man who is sleeping with a much younger woman—Gomez told Billboard, “To be honest, I’m not sure how to answer—not because I’m trying to back away from it.” Although, it definitely sounds like she’s trying to back away from it. ”[The Harvey Weinstein allegations] actually happened right after I had started [on the movie]. They popped up in the midst of it. And that’s something, yes, I had to face and discuss. I stepped back and thought, ‘Wow, the universe works in interesting ways.’” Sure, that makes sense.
5. Gomez’s co-star in the film, Timothée Chalamet, said of Allen’s assault allegations, “I understand the question, certainly; it’s going to be not only important but imperative to talk about,” he said. Then, he deflected by adding, “I’m hesitant to talk about it now, because I’m here for Call Me by Your Name.”
6. Cate Blanchett, who starred in Blue Jasmine, said of Allen’s allegations, “It’s obviously been a long and painful situation for the family and I hope they find some sort of resolution and peace.”
7. Alec Balwin said in a series of angry tweets, “What the f&@% is wrong w u that u think we all need to b commenting on this family’s personal struggle? …You are mistaken if you think there is a place for me, or any outsider, in this family’s issue.”
8. Wallace Shawn, who starred in some of Allen’s earlier films, compared the director to human rights activist Desmond Tutu. “Like so many of those who have worked with [Woody Allen] repeatedly over the decades, I’ve found him to be not merely thoughtful, serious and honest, but extraordinary and even inspiring in his thoughtfulness, seriousness and honesty,” he said. “Of the people I’ve known, he’s one of those I’ve respected most. And for that reason, I personally would have to say that it would take overwhelming evidence to convince me that he had sexually abused a child, just as it would take overwhelming evidence to convince me that Desmond Tutu, Franklin D. Roosevelt, or Doris Lessing had sexually abused a child.”
9. Diane Keaton has remained quiet about Allen’s allegations throughout their decades-long professional and personal relationship. “I have nothing to say about that,” she said. “Except: I believe my friend.”
10. Scarlett Johansson, who starred in Scoop, went so far as to call Farrow’s open letter about her alleged assault “irresponsible.” “I think it’s irresponsible to take a bunch of actors that will have a Google alert on and to suddenly throw their name into a situation that none of us could possibly knowingly comment on,” she wrote. “That just feels irresponsible to me.” Of Allen, she said, “It would be ridiculous for me to make any kind of assumption one way or the other.”
As Farrow wrote in an emotional op-ed for the Los Angeles Times, Allen has been spared in the #MeToo movement. Despite a wave of high-profile sexual assault allegations and dozens of men being fired, ousted, and otherwise held accountable, Allen’s reputation goes untouched. Talent should not protect a person from consequences. He only holds onto his power so long as we allow him to, and now, is the time that Hollywood needs to stop making excuses for him. Actually, 20 years ago was the time, but now works, too.
